TURD
LOCKERS

Because shit happens—literally.

The Turd Locker is your courtside companion for life’s least glamorous moments, turning clean-up duty into a small act of style. This edition is crafted entirely from authentic Horween basketball leather—the same pebble-grain hide used to make official game balls—stitched by hand with tonal orange thread for a seamless, sport-inspired finish.

Solid antique brass hardware adds a timeless edge, while the ½” grommet on the bottom makes for quick bag retrieval when your pup decides it’s go time. Designed to clip onto a leash, belt, or bag, the Hardwood Classic blends the texture of the game with the soul of true craftsmanship.

No mass production. No shortcuts. Just handmade sports heritage reimagined for everyday carry.

Features:

• Hand-stitched, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

• Genuine 6oz Horween basketball leather – the same leather used for official game balls

• Orange waxed thread – color-matched for a seamless finish

• Antique brass solid hardware – durable and built to last

• ½” grommet on bottom – for quick and easy bag retrieval

• Compact design – fits standard waste-bag rolls

• Loop attachment – easily clips to leash, belt, or bag

Shit happens. Stay ready.

The Turd Locker is your go-to for cleaning up after your pup without killing your style. Handcrafted from genuine 6oz Horween football leather—the same stuff used on the field—it’s built tough, textured, and ready for anything.

The Blitz Widow Heavy Duty edition brings an edge to the everyday carry. Hand-stitched with bold red thread and finished with matte black brass hardware, it pairs function with grit. The ½” grommet on the bottom allows for easy bag pull-through, so you’re always ready when duty calls. Clip it to your leash, belt, or bag and roll out like a pro.

Handmade.

Features:

• Hand-stitched, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike
  6oz genuine football leather – same material used in the pros

• Red waxed thread – bold contrast and built-to-last stitching

• Matte black solid brass hardware – tough, stealth finish

• ½” grommet on bottom – quick, easy bag retrieval

• Compact, rugged design – fits standard waste-bag rolls

• Magnetic Matte black brass snap – sleek, secure, built to last

• Rear loop – attaches easily to leash, belt, or bag

Old-school game. Every day duty.

Crafted from genuine brown/red football leather, the Gridiron Turd Locker brings vintage sideline swagger to your daily walks. Hand-stitched with bold white thread and finished with solid antique brass hardware, this one’s got serious MVP energy.

A rear loop clips easily to your leash, belt, or bag, and the ½” grommet on the bottom keeps bag pulls fast and frustration-free.

Features

• Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

• Genuine Horween 3-4oz brown/red football leather – textured, rugged, and built to break in beautifully

• White thread stitching – bold contrast with game-worn character

• Antique brass magnetic snap + hardware – classic, solid hold

• ½" grommet – easy-access for bags every time

• Rear loop – attaches to leash, belt, or bag with ease

• Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)